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09/01/2010
Q: Close to 35% of us have gone to work sporting this wardrobe malfunction. What is it?
A: A PRICE TAG
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08/30/2010
Q: 40% of women do something every day that men hate. What is it?
A: WEAR TOO MUCH PERFUME
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08/26/2010
Q: According to statistics, if a man has a high IQ, he probably has this too. What it is?
A: A Hairy Chest!
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08/23/2010
Q: Experts claim there are 4 foods that almost all picky eaters will eat: fried chicken, french fries, chocolate chip cookies and - what ??
A: Macaroni and cheese!
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08/19/2010
Q: According to AAA, nearly a quarter of women have this in their glove compartment - what is it?
A: A pair of underwear!
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08/16/2010
Q: According to a recent survey, husbands borrow this from their wives more than anything else. What is it?
A: Tweezers
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08/10/2010
Q: On average, women do this 3 times a week- men do it less than once a month - what is it?
A: Check your horoscope!
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08/05/2010
Q: According to recent poll, besides food & money, what's the #1 item you'd like a lifetime supply of?
A: Cable TV service!
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08/04/2010
Q: 2,000 people are injured each year doing this – what is it?
A: Prying frozen food apart!
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08/03/2010
Q: 72% of homes in America have one and it's used an average of 5 times a month - what is it?
A: A grill!
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07/30/2010
Q: The number one item kept in a "junk drawer" -- your keys. Number two is rubber bands. What is number 3?
A: Birthday candles
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07/27/2010
Q: 24% of women say they wish they could change this about their man. What is it?
A: His hair style
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07/26/2010
Q: Research indicates approximately 75% of vacationers do this - what?
A: Turn around and go back home because they forgot something!
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07/23/2010
Q: A recent survey of Americans says that liver is the worst food. What is #2?
A: Lima beans.
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07/20/2010
Q: 72% of men are most likely to do this on the weekend, while 59% of women do it on a Monday. What is it?
A: Wash their vehicle.
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07/19/2010
Q: In a social setting 2 out of 5 people will lie about this. What is it?
A: Their favorite sports team.
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07/09/2010
Q: The more money you have, the more likely you are to do this? What do you think it is?
A: Clip Coupons!
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06/30/2010
Q: Americans love to do this. We do it twice as much as Italians. Experts say we do it too much. What is it?
A: Shampoo our hair!
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06/23/2010
Q: What is one thing that couples fight about when buying a new car?
A: The size of the cupholders!
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06/22/2010
Q: 35% of Americans do this at least once a week. What is it?
A: Dial the wrong number!
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06/21/2010
Q: According to People Magazine - When asked what SOUND do you HATE the most...the top answer was "fingernails on a chalkboard" What was #2 on the list?
A: Alarm clock going off in the morning!!!!
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06/18/2010
Q: According to Newsweek Magazine - About 180,000 women in the U.S. have THIS in common - What is it?
A: They're in prison!!!!!!!!
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06/16/2010
Q: 75% of men in a recent survey said they believe men have a more natural ability to do this than women do. What is it?
A: Telling a joke!
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06/09/2010
Q: According to USA Today - the "average american" goes through about 300 of these each year...What are they?
A: Sticks of chewing gum!
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06/07/2010
Q: A new study claims that this is the most dangerous food to eat while driving. What is it?
A: Potato chips
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06/02/2010
Q: According to USA Today - A bad economy - has meant great business for THIS occupation...What is it?
A: Psychics!
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06/01/2010
Q: According to msn.com - Scientists say the way a woman's brain functions makes them better than men at multi-tasking...BUT...Men are far superior when it comes to doing THIS task, that does take skill! What is it?
A: Parallel parking!
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05/27/2010
Q: According to Consumer Reports magazine - Over a million of THESE will be sold, 62% of them will never be used - What are they?
A: Bathing Suits!
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05/25/2010
Q: According to a survey - Women said this is the WORST activity to do on a 1st date - What is it?
A: Play Miniature golf!
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05/24/2010
Q: On average, we do THIS about 30 times a year, but as we get older, we do it less and less...What is it?
A: Order Pizza by delivery!
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05/19/2010
Q: According to a recent survey, almost half of us admit to talking to this inanimate object -- what is it?
A: The ATM Machine.
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05/14/2010
Q: A recent survey found that 10% of people enjoy the taste of this. What is it?
A: Glue on envelopes
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05/12/2010
Q: 62% of us do this when we first get to work. What is it?
A: Delete spam e-mail
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04/30/2010
Q: This study finds this to be the thing most likely to put you in a bad mood in the morning. What is it?
A: Spilling something on your clothes!
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04/29/2010
Q: A majority of women say they are not interested in dating a man with this physical characteristic. What is it?
A: He weighs less than she does!
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04/28/2010
Q: 50% of workers in a recent poll, said this is the perk they want most on the job…what is it?
A: Free soda
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04/26/2010
Q: Just about 10% of Americans admit they were afraid of these as children and are still frightened of them as adults - what?
A: Balloons!
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04/22/2010
Q: 27% of women say if a guy wears one of these on a first date it'll be the last. What is it?
A: A bow tie!
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04/19/2010
Q: Four out of five women in this study say they dread this more than almost anything. What is it?
A: Trying on clothes!
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04/14/2010
Q: Recent survey asked-- What's been in your freezer the longest? This was the #1 answer.
A: A Pot Pie
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04/13/2010
Q: Eight out of ten times, this purchasing decision is made exclusively by the female in a relationship. What is it?
A: The brand of toilet paper you buy
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04/12/2010
Q: Nearly 40% of us are embarrassed by this, what is it?
A: Our middle name!
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04/09/2010
Q: More than a million of these will be purchased this year, however 62% of them will never be used - what?
A: Swim suits!
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04/08/2010
Q: 23 per cent of people will take a picture of something because of this - what?
A: The way it smells!
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04/06/2010
Q: According to Parent magazine, almost 50 % of moms follow this rule in their home. What's the rule?
A: The clean your plate at dinner rule.
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04/05/2010
Q: In a recent survey, 35% of us admitted to doing this during the Olympics - what?
A: Crying!
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03/25/2010
Q: 19% of spouses say this is the most annoying thing about their mate. What is it?
A: Their laugh!
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03/19/2010
Q: The number 1 most searched place on GPS's right now is Wal Mart. What's number 2?
A: Starbucks!
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03/18/2010
Q: 36% of Americans in this survey said this is the most annoying thing at their office/workplace. What is it?
A: A slow printer!
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03/09/2010
Q: Q: Some 9.3 million people pay extra for this (it's
not something you really need) - what is it?
A: Personalized (vanity) license plates
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12/10/2009
Q: 1 in 3 will forget to do this today
A: Put on deodorant!
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12/09/2009
Q: 67% of women think that this is the sexiest thing a man can wear - what is it?
A: Jeans and a plain white t-shirt!
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12/07/2009
Q: This special activity that began in 1981, usually happens at sporting events…What is it?
A: The wave
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11/17/2009
Q: 15% of Americans secretly do this. What is it?
A: Bite their toenails
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11/16/2009
Q: 40% of Americans say they feel more attractive when they're wearing this. What is it?
A: Sunglasses
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11/10/2009
Q: 28% of people carry this with them at all times. What is it?
A: Chewing gum
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10/22/2009
Q: 80% of Moms do this when they're angry. What is it?
A: Take away their child's video games
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10/21/2009
Q: 97% of women say seeing this is a date ending turn-off. What is it?
A: A guy's dirty bathroom
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10/20/2009
Q: According to a recent study of expecting moms, what was the food they craved the most.
A: Nachos
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10/19/2009
Q: The majority of married women still wear this, something they wore on their wedding day? What is it?
A: The same perfume.
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10/16/2009
Q: 23% of working American women say in the past year they've lost a day of work because of this. What is it?
A: A bad haircut
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10/14/2009
Q: 4 out of 10 men are frightened by this. What is it?
A: Spiders.
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10/13/2009
Q: Almost 45% of Americans will do this before the end of October. What is it?
A: Carve a pumpkin
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10/09/2009
Q: 63% of women say they do this at least once a week. What?
A: step on a scale
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05/01/2009
Q: If you're a guy and you have one of these, half of women in a recent survey say you're a "dork". What is it?
A: A Bluetooth (hands free device)
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04/29/2009
Q: This happpened to one third of Americans during their summer vacation last year. What was it?
A: Motion sickness.
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04/24/09
Q: 7% of people say they have misplaced the TV remote here. Where did they leave it?
A: In their car
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04/22/09
Q: 1 in 4 single people say the hope to meet their future spouse here? Where is it?
A: An Airplane
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04/20/2009
Q: Experts claim 60% of 7 year-olds now have one of these. What is it?
A: An imaginary friend
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04/17/2009
Q: A recent survey asked people to name the most irritating invention of all time. What was the #1 answer?
A: Bagpipes
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04/14/2009
Q: 58% of single men say they have tried to meet women here. Where is it?
A: Church
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3/26/2009
Q: According to a survey, it's not a picnic, unlerss you have this.What is it?
A: A frizbee.
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3/25/2009
Q: Everyone's heard of it, but only 17% of people have actually eaten it. What is it?
A: Caviar.
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3/24/2009
Q: According to new research, guys with one of these are more attractive to women. What is it?
A: A scar.
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3/23/2009
Q: Americans love to do this. We do it twice as much as Italians. Experts say we do it too much. What is it?
A: Shampoo our hair.
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2/20/2009
Q: Five-thousand women were asked, "What do you wish your man's mom taught him?" The #2 answer was, "To put the toilet seat down." What was the #1 answer?
A: To iron his clothes.
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2/19/2009
Q: Women listed ice and coal as #1 and #2 on the weird but common pregnancy cravings list. What was #3 on the list?
A: Tooth paste
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2/18/2009
Q: Almost 90% of college freshmen say they have never used one of these. What is it?
A: A typewriter
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2/17/2009
Q: About 15% of us have one of these in our homes. What is it?
A: A billiards table
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2/16/2009
Q: Facebook has 192 groups dedicated to the love of this inexpensive retail item. What is it?
A: Lip Balm
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2/13/2009
Q: 45% of women surveyed said this is their favorite thing to borrow from their man. What is it?
A: His worn out dress shirt
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2/12/2009
Q: 65% of married or engaged women have this recollection or review of their marriage proposal. What is it?
A: He could have been better prepared and put in more effort
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2/11/2009
Q: What food can not be sold legally on the internet?
A: Girl Scout cookies (The Girl Scouts don't allow it!)
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2/10/2009
Q: The number of men who will do this in 2009 is 45% higher than those who did this last year. What is it?
A: Had Botox injections
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2/9/2009
Q: Fill in the blank. 24% of Americans say they have beautiful ------. What is it?
A: Feet
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2/6/2009
Q: In an economic sign of the times, more women than ever are now doing this. What is it?
A: Robbing banks! (Women are now responsible for 6% of all bank robberies…an all-time high.)
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2/5/2009
Q: This food is consumed outside the home almost 90% of the time. What is it?
A: French fries
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2/4/2009
Q: According to one national mega-store chain, sales of these have increased 12 times in the last 10 years. What is it?
A: Frozen pizzas
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2/3/2009
Q: According to USA Today, the amount of people doing this has decreased 27% since 1975. What is it?
A: Hunting
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2/2/2009
Q: Half of all women say they got one of these as a little girl and most of them still have the same one today. What is it?
A: A nickname
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1/30/2009
Q: According to a recent survey, this is what irritates people most about their neighbors. What is it?
A: Parking in front of their house
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1/29/2009
Q: About 1/3 of all incarcerated burglars say they did this while they were in the house. What is it?
A: They went through photo albums
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1/28/2009
Q: According to one poll, 22% of Americans included this on their list of things to do in 2009. What is it?
A: Learn a musical instrument
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1/27/2009
Q: Three out of every 10 women said they keep this in their car or with them at work at all times. What is it?
A: gym bag
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1/26/2009
Q: According to one study from England, the length of this may predict a man's success in the business world. What is it?
A: His ring finger! (A man whose ring finger is longer than his index finger is supposed to be more successful.)
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1/23/2009
Q: 68% of men say they wouldn't be caught dead at one of these get togethers. What is it?
A: A bridal show
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1/22/2009
Q: According to a pet store survey, what is the most popular name for a pet goldfish?
A: Jaws
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1/21/2009
Q: A recent survey asked, "What sound do you hate the most?" The top answer was fingernails on a chalkboard. What was #2 on the list?
A: The sound of silverware on someone's teeth
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12/31/2008
Q: What is the riskiest sport or extra-curricular activity for high school girls?
A: Cheerleading
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12/26/2008
Q: Research shows you will be perceived as being more important than you really are at work if you do this. What is it?
A: Walk fast
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12/24/2008
Q: Buying gifts for this person is down 10% this year. Who is it?
A: Yourself
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12/23/2008
Q: 12% of this past weekend's shoppers had this experience. What is it?
A: They had a credit card declined
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12/22/2008
Q: Over half the people surveyed said they would definately "re-gift" this if they are given it this year. What is it?
A: A candle
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12/19/2008
Q: Women say this is the number one gift they do NOT want to receive from their man. What is it?
A: A gym membership
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12/18/2008
Q: Injuries caused by this send about 6000 Americans to the emergency room each year; mostly in December. What is it?
A: They are injured trying to open packaging on Christmas presents, especially "clam shell" electronics packaging.
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12/17/2008
Q: A new survey asked what gift was the top of people's wish list this year. What was the #1 answer?
A: Money
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12/16/2008
Q: According to the Wall Street Journal, the average American had 789 of these last year. What is it?
A: Soft drinks!
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12/15/2008
Q: The average American family will spend $52 on this, this month; that's a 19% drop from last year. What is it?
A: Christmas decorations
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12/12/2008
Q: People with this job are sneezed or coughed on up to 10 times a day. What's the job?
A: Mall Santa
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12/11/2008
Q: The average woman will spend 3 hours 15 minutes doing this each year, but the average man will spend only 50 minutes doing it. What is it?
A: Wrapping gifts
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12/10/2008
Q: According to The New York Times, a bad economy has meant great business for this occupation. What is it?
A: Psychics
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12/09/2008
Q: The average one of these on wheels travels about 8 miles a year. What is it?
A: An office chair
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12/08/2008
Q: 37% of people who have one of these stole it from someone else. What is it?
A: A lighter
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11/28/2008
Q: The number of people doing this now is the lowest it has been in more than two decades. What is it?
A: Dieting!
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11/21/2008
Q: The cost of a traditional Thanksgiving dinner has gone up 6% since last year. However, one component of the meal actually costs less than last year. What is it?
A: A gallon of milk is down 10 cents
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11/19/2008
Q: In a survey, teens listed the top 4 things that determine their social status as clothing, jewelry, cellphone and this. What's the 4th thing?
A: Sneakers/footwear
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11/18/2008
Q: A new study found just thinking about certain foods can make you happy. Ice cream and chocolate were numbers one and two with the highest comfort scores. What was number three?
A: Grapes.
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11/14/2008
Q: More of these are given as gifts than are purchased for ourselves. What is it?
A: Blenders
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11/13/2008
Q: 8% of the American work force think they have been passed over for a promotion because they weren't good at this. What is it?
A: They can't spell
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11/12/2008
Q: 63% of the people in Virginia think this is the biggest waste of money they encounter on a daily basis. What is it?
A: ATM Fees
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11/11/2008
Q: 24% of women say they wish they could change this about their man. What is it?
A: His hair style
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11/10/2008
Q: 22% of people surveyed said it's not a Monday Night Football party without this. What is it?
A: A glass of wine
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10/31/2008 - Bonus
Q: Experts say teacher/daycare worker is the "germiest job". What is the second most germ-ridden job?
A: Bank Teller
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10/31/2008
Q: Kids said their #1 most hated item they receive on Halloween is really a toothbrush. #3 on the list is candy corn. What’s the 2nd most hated item?
A: Raisins
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10/30/2008
Q: It's expected that Americans will spend 18% more this year on this. What is it?
A: Halloween
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10/29/2008
Q: In 85% of marriages, the wife makes this decision. What is it?
A: Toilet paper
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10/28/2008
Q: 5 out of 6 Americans, under the age of 18, have never touched one of these. What is it?
A: A postage stamp
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10/27/2008
Q: When it comes to the cause of household injuries, falls are #1. What is the #2 cause of household injuries?
A: Injuries caused by doors
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10/24/2008
Q: One in three women say they regret doing this. What is it?
A: Cutting their hair too short
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10/23/2008
Q: Nearly all of us have this now, but none of us had it before 1985. What is it?
A: Call waiting
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10/22/2008
Q: 45 million boxes of these were sold last year in America. What are they?
A: Golf balls
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10/21/2008
Q: According to a new study, 3 out of 5 women working in this profession average less than 6 hours sleep a day and admit to being drowsy on the job. What is the profession?
A: Teaching
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10/20/2008
Q: 17 of these will be sold every second of the day today. What are they?
A: Big Macs
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10/16/2008
Q: On average, you use one of these ten times a day (You will find one in your kitchen) What is it?
A: A trash can
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