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10/22/2009
Q: 80% of Moms do this when they're angry. What is it?
A: Take away their child's video games
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10/21/2009
Q: 97% of women say seeing this is a date ending turn-off. What is it?
A: A guy's dirty bathroom
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10/20/2009
Q: According to a recent study of expecting moms, what was the food they craved the most.
A: Nachos
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10/19/2009
Q: The majority of married women still wear this, something they wore on their wedding day? What is it?
A: The same perfume.
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10/16/2009
Q: 23% of working American women say in the past year they've lost a day of work because of this. What is it?
A: A bad haircut
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10/14/2009
Q: 4 out of 10 men are frightened by this. What is it?
A: Spiders.
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10/13/2009
Q: Almost 45% of Americans will do this before the end of October. What is it?
A: Carve a pumpkin
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10/09/2009
Q: 63% of women say they do this at least once a week. What?
A: step on a scale
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05/01/2009
Q: If you're a guy and you have one of these, half of women in a recent survey say you're a "dork". What is it?
A: A Bluetooth (hands free device)
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04/29/2009
Q: This happpened to one third of Americans during their summer vacation last year. What was it?
A: Motion sickness.
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04/24/09
Q: 7% of people say they have misplaced the TV remote here. Where did they leave it?
A: In their car
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04/22/09
Q: 1 in 4 single people say the hope to meet their future spouse here? Where is it?
A: An Airplane
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04/20/2009
Q: Experts claim 60% of 7 year-olds now have one of these. What is it?
A: An imaginary friend
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04/17/2009
Q: A recent survey asked people to name the most irritating invention of all time. What was the #1 answer?
A: Bagpipes
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04/14/2009
Q: 58% of single men say they have tried to meet women here. Where is it?
A: Church
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3/26/2009
Q: According to a survey, it's not a picnic, unlerss you have this.What is it?
A: A frizbee.
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3/25/2009
Q: Everyone's heard of it, but only 17% of people have actually eaten it. What is it?
A: Caviar.
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3/24/2009
Q: According to new research, guys with one of these are more attractive to women. What is it?
A: A scar.
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3/23/2009
Q: Americans love to do this. We do it twice as much as Italians. Experts say we do it too much. What is it?
A: Shampoo our hair.
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2/20/2009
Q: Five-thousand women were asked, "What do you wish your man's mom taught him?" The #2 answer was, "To put the toilet seat down." What was the #1 answer?
A: To iron his clothes.
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2/19/2009
Q: Women listed ice and coal as #1 and #2 on the weird but common pregnancy cravings list. What was #3 on the list?
A: Tooth paste
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2/18/2009
Q: Almost 90% of college freshmen say they have never used one of these. What is it?
A: A typewriter
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2/17/2009
Q: About 15% of us have one of these in our homes. What is it?
A: A billiards table
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2/16/2009
Q: Facebook has 192 groups dedicated to the love of this inexpensive retail item. What is it?
A: Lip Balm
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2/13/2009
Q: 45% of women surveyed said this is their favorite thing to borrow from their man. What is it?
A: His worn out dress shirt
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2/12/2009
Q: 65% of married or engaged women have this recollection or review of their marriage proposal. What is it?
A: He could have been better prepared and put in more effort
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2/11/2009
Q: What food can not be sold legally on the internet?
A: Girl Scout cookies (The Girl Scouts don't allow it!)
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2/10/2009
Q: The number of men who will do this in 2009 is 45% higher than those who did this last year. What is it?
A: Had Botox injections
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2/9/2009
Q: Fill in the blank. 24% of Americans say they have beautiful ------. What is it?
A: Feet
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2/6/2009
Q: In an economic sign of the times, more women than ever are now doing this. What is it?
A: Robbing banks! (Women are now responsible for 6% of all bank robberies…an all-time high.)
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2/5/2009
Q: This food is consumed outside the home almost 90% of the time. What is it?
A: French fries
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2/4/2009
Q: According to one national mega-store chain, sales of these have increased 12 times in the last 10 years. What is it?
A: Frozen pizzas
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2/3/2009
Q: According to USA Today, the amount of people doing this has decreased 27% since 1975. What is it?
A: Hunting
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2/2/2009
Q: Half of all women say they got one of these as a little girl and most of them still have the same one today. What is it?
A: A nickname
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1/30/2009
Q: According to a recent survey, this is what irritates people most about their neighbors. What is it?
A: Parking in front of their house
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1/29/2009
Q: About 1/3 of all incarcerated burglars say they did this while they were in the house. What is it?
A: They went through photo albums
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1/28/2009
Q: According to one poll, 22% of Americans included this on their list of things to do in 2009. What is it?
A: Learn a musical instrument
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1/27/2009
Q: Three out of every 10 women said they keep this in their car or with them at work at all times. What is it?
A: gym bag
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1/26/2009
Q: According to one study from England, the length of this may predict a man's success in the business world. What is it?
A: His ring finger! (A man whose ring finger is longer than his index finger is supposed to be more successful.)
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1/23/2009
Q: 68% of men say they wouldn't be caught dead at one of these get togethers. What is it?
A: A bridal show
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1/22/2009
Q: According to a pet store survey, what is the most popular name for a pet goldfish?
A: Jaws
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1/21/2009
Q: A recent survey asked, "What sound do you hate the most?" The top answer was fingernails on a chalkboard. What was #2 on the list?
A: The sound of silverware on someone's teeth
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12/31/2008
Q: What is the riskiest sport or extra-curricular activity for high school girls?
A: Cheerleading
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12/26/2008
Q: Research shows you will be perceived as being more important than you really are at work if you do this. What is it?
A: Walk fast
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12/24/2008
Q: Buying gifts for this person is down 10% this year. Who is it?
A: Yourself
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12/23/2008
Q: 12% of this past weekend's shoppers had this experience. What is it?
A: They had a credit card declined
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12/22/2008
Q: Over half the people surveyed said they would definately "re-gift" this if they are given it this year. What is it?
A: A candle
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12/19/2008
Q: Women say this is the number one gift they do NOT want to receive from their man. What is it?
A: A gym membership
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12/18/2008
Q: Injuries caused by this send about 6000 Americans to the emergency room each year; mostly in December. What is it?
A: They are injured trying to open packaging on Christmas presents, especially "clam shell" electronics packaging.
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12/17/2008
Q: A new survey asked what gift was the top of people's wish list this year. What was the #1 answer?
A: Money
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12/16/2008
Q: According to the Wall Street Journal, the average American had 789 of these last year. What is it?
A: Soft drinks!
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12/15/2008
Q: The average American family will spend $52 on this, this month; that's a 19% drop from last year. What is it?
A: Christmas decorations
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12/12/2008
Q: People with this job are sneezed or coughed on up to 10 times a day. What's the job?
A: Mall Santa
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12/11/2008
Q: The average woman will spend 3 hours 15 minutes doing this each year, but the average man will spend only 50 minutes doing it. What is it?
A: Wrapping gifts
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12/10/2008
Q: According to The New York Times, a bad economy has meant great business for this occupation. What is it?
A: Psychics
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12/09/2008
Q: The average one of these on wheels travels about 8 miles a year. What is it?
A: An office chair
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12/08/2008
Q: 37% of people who have one of these stole it from someone else. What is it?
A: A lighter
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11/28/2008
Q: The number of people doing this now is the lowest it has been in more than two decades. What is it?
A: Dieting!
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11/21/2008
Q: The cost of a traditional Thanksgiving dinner has gone up 6% since last year. However, one component of the meal actually costs less than last year. What is it?
A: A gallon of milk is down 10 cents
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11/19/2008
Q: In a survey, teens listed the top 4 things that determine their social status as clothing, jewelry, cellphone and this. What's the 4th thing?
A: Sneakers/footwear
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11/18/2008
Q: A new study found just thinking about certain foods can make you happy. Ice cream and chocolate were numbers one and two with the highest comfort scores. What was number three?
A: Grapes.
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11/14/2008
Q: More of these are given as gifts than are purchased for ourselves. What is it?
A: Blenders
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11/13/2008
Q: 8% of the American work force think they have been passed over for a promotion because they weren't good at this. What is it?
A: They can't spell
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11/12/2008
Q: 63% of the people in Virginia think this is the biggest waste of money they encounter on a daily basis. What is it?
A: ATM Fees
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11/11/2008
Q: 24% of women say they wish they could change this about their man. What is it?
A: His hair style
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11/10/2008
Q: 22% of people surveyed said it's not a Monday Night Football party without this. What is it?
A: A glass of wine
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10/31/2008 - Bonus
Q: Experts say teacher/daycare worker is the "germiest job". What is the second most germ-ridden job?
A: Bank Teller
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10/31/2008
Q: Kids said their #1 most hated item they receive on Halloween is really a toothbrush. #3 on the list is candy corn. What’s the 2nd most hated item?
A: Raisins
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10/30/2008
Q: It's expected that Americans will spend 18% more this year on this. What is it?
A: Halloween
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10/29/2008
Q: In 85% of marriages, the wife makes this decision. What is it?
A: Toilet paper
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10/28/2008
Q: 5 out of 6 Americans, under the age of 18, have never touched one of these. What is it?
A: A postage stamp
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10/27/2008
Q: When it comes to the cause of household injuries, falls are #1. What is the #2 cause of household injuries?
A: Injuries caused by doors
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10/24/2008
Q: One in three women say they regret doing this. What is it?
A: Cutting their hair too short
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10/23/2008
Q: Nearly all of us have this now, but none of us had it before 1985. What is it?
A: Call waiting
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10/22/2008
Q: 45 million boxes of these were sold last year in America. What are they?
A: Golf balls
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10/21/2008
Q: According to a new study, 3 out of 5 women working in this profession average less than 6 hours sleep a day and admit to being drowsy on the job. What is the profession?
A: Teaching
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10/20/2008
Q: 17 of these will be sold every second of the day today. What are they?
A: Big Macs
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10/16/2008
Q: On average, you use one of these ten times a day (You will find one in your kitchen) What is it?
A: A trash can
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Can you play Carol of the Bells. Dalilah please!
hey hey! This would be fun if it works. I have a knack for screwing this stuff up tough! Great night to all. Peace a Love!
